Electric Exchange

In knowing that all Muppets are puppets, yet not all puppets get to be Muppets, you begin to understand that you should take the good, and take the bad, and then take em' both, and there you have Potawatomis performing lobotomies on the white man as he walks into a Brave New World.

And in this world there is a room in which an elephant walks on stilts made from a broom. A clown comes around eating the Great Barrier Reef, which I'll have you know, is made of 100% pure Angus beef. A breaking dancing Cowboy shoots from his broken hip and an overweight grasshopper gets assistance from a pogo-stick.

Also, I was wondering...do moon men spank their children with Orion's belt, because if they do I'd imagine it could, and would leave a cosmic welt. And further more, do frozen brains point there fingers at Slurpee machines, while Nascar racers chase monkeys in braces.

I know, I know, this makes no sense. All this time wasted, and at you...the reader's expense. Stop with your questions of who, what, when, where, and why. Cue up the N'sync...Bye, bye, bye.