Today's Twisted Text

Government Drunk

You've had a few drinks, of the alcoholic sort, and Johnny Law thinks you're too drunk to drive a vehichle. However, you're far from running the naked mile, or taking that "not so hot" girl at the end of the bar home with you.

For example: Jeff met a few buddies at the Pub for some drinks, after three beers he announces he's going to head home. "Dude, you can't be driving now, you're government drunk," says John.

Stay tuned next week for an all new and improved "Twisted Text". Okay, so maybe it won't be improved, but it will be new!